"I love Zoom because I can just turn my camera off and eat almonds while you talk."

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People this lame really exist? 😂

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Love it !

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Is almonds what you eat during zoom? 😜

Maybe it's late but this is bloody funny. The mundaneness of it all, the blatant disregard for the person on the call, and the complete lack of filter in which they said it out loud.

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