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I made a spreadsheet to track my dating success:

The spreadsheet has an input tab with qualitative and quantitative data as well as a dashboard that automatically updates 🙂

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I had a daily happiness and dating spreadsheet, then deleted after a year because my team saw me making an entry at work and called me a sociopath. 🙃

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Noooo 🥺 dont delete it
I told my friends about this too and they said I needed help

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Wow 🤩 I’m impressed. How to you formulate the qualitative data do you ask the same thematic questions?

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Thats amazingly impressive. Great work. I'll be really interested to see your final presentation deck.

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Amateur, I converted into ROI and found it was 1% for me

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C2- it also just depends on the girl and what she'slooking for. I feel like I'm pretty much myself from the first date. Of course I try to dress up and impress as well and after a few months, I become more comfortable showing the less dressed up side of me and am more open with my speech. However, when I first date a guy, I try to be as genuine as possible and expect the same. Cacpo is right, be as consistent and genuine as you possibly can. We're looking for partners. So we want someone who we have a good time with, makes us laugh, gives us food for thought, is supportive, etc. I personally also look for someone who makes me want to do the same for them. Sometimes people just don't mesh but there's no sense in acting differently just to impress. If a first date goes really well, I've never had a problem with sex at the end. I've gone on to having great long term relationships even though we had sex on the first date. It just depends on the people.

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*creates new workbook*
That in its entirety would be my dating spreadsheet

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Same

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Show it to your next date. If she cringes, you know she’s not the one. If she shares hers, you’re golden.

This I believe is what they call “agile” or “dateops”

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The guy who ranked highest in my spreadsheet metrics turned out to be a toxic narcissistic human

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Curious what your spreadsheet looks like if u don't mind sharing

Pls fix thx

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Can you make it shareable?

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Please see attached:

https://mega.nz/file/RIgGVBCC#-Q628y27slawVaX3VI0B1lARPZgGUx3n5krEq5qF0Gk

Damn you out here like Dennis from always Sunny, slightly psycho 😂😂😂

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I wanna be in someone’s excel. 🙃

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In someone's sheets*

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You're dating wrong...

Or right. More data is needed.

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🧐

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If you've got this many inputs... you may be doing dating wrong...

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PIVOT quickly to something less un-sexy. This FORMULA for dating success will get you no #VALUE!

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I don't need a spreadsheet for this, I type it directly into /dev/null

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Looks like your performance is going down

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PIP

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And how’s this working out for you? Have you found the one yet?

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I do have multiple potential candidates but gotta keep grinding

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Was there an investment on a double D?

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Innocent you

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