I made out aggressively on the dance floor with a guy and his husband following a breakup where the guy stopped putting out for the last few months and damnit do I feel alive

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Praise Jesus! You cured them of their affliction! (Joking)

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I’m realizing I phrased this poorly. I’m also a dude. 😂 but this made me lol hard. Hahahaha

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To clarify, my boyfriend wasn’t putting out for the last few months leading up to our breakup last week. Then I went to a gay club, as a gay dude, and made out with a couple

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Lmaooo good on you

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I love this bowl hahah

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Same

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Huh

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What is going on here?

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Nicely done - sorry I wasn’t there to join…

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I’m also a dude. Would you have still joined in?

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