I made TSA laugh today. 😂

I pass through the body scan, got a public pat down, and was selected for a private pat down.

I got selected because my crotch area looked "bulky". 🍆🥴

So I get escorted to the private pat down room. Two ladies come in, one with a glove box in hand. I saw that, panicked, and immediately pulled down my pants and undies, and showed them I had nothing on me.

The lady with gloves bursts out laughing and said I had a cute tattoo. No hands were laid on me. They let me go.😮‍💨

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I’m F and was “bulky” because I tucked in a really long shirt into my high-waisted, skinny jeans. 🤣

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A very unexpected plot twist…

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Awww you

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😲 That’s a big… plastic pickle!

Did the tattoo say “welcome aboard”?

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Ha! Nope. It says “catch flights, not feelings”. ✈️ ❌💔

I wanna see now lol mustve been impressive to flag a private room search

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Lol. Y’all are awful! But glad I can make everyone laugh this Monday.

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This is great Op. m here and I got not pat down from TSQ today during my flight 😂

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Lol. An experience I would not recommend.

Cool story. Would listen to the live retelling. 5/5 ⭐️

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Well then I feel we would make good friends, or at least I would enjoy your company 😁

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For those asking, I’m in the Tampa area. Happy to meet fellow fishies. 🥳

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