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I make it a point to not use unnecessary consultant-ese. I'm so sick of insecure nimrods using unnecessary words just to sound smart. You're not fooling anyone.

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If someone says synergy one more time in a context that isn't M&A I'm going to lose all respect for them

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Let's circle back on that

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I'll leverage the understanding I gained from this conversation to streamline our touch points going forward.

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I still think "deck" is an odd term. Coming from industry recently, it's a presentation...don't really understand where deck even came from.

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Stay in your swim lane D3

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I'm aligned with you. Net-net it's all the same

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Guys, take a step back hefe

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But I need to branch out, OP; set some stretch goals. It's how I increase my brand.

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That checks.

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Synergy.

^ shut up D3 - if I wanted your opinion, I'd fucking give it to you. Jk, you're right....

Laser focused makes me want to stab someone

Rampant in what we do- agree OP

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