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I may have accidentally impregnated my wife this morning...

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I'm gonna say again it's a good thing##took an extra year for kid #2 due to the travel, impregnate her it's worth it#. Or do butt stuff off you're worried

I'm married and we use condoms. I literally can't go on hormonal birth control for medical reasons (legit dangerous for me) and I can't do the non-hormonal IUD because I am low on iron. This leaves condoms, natural family planning, or taking a wild chance. So, yeah, you have no idea why they are choosing their forms or contraception and prob shouldn't judge. Just laugh along with the rest of us and hope that they get the result that they want! 👼

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Better your wife than someone else's.

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@D2 completely agree. I bought the 40-pack at Costco for $30/pill. Great for parties!

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That magic deck

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^jesus

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Morning after pill if you want to stop it. $50 at CVS. Easy peasy and works better the sooner she takes it

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Oh I meant 😂. 😁 looks totally creeper.

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@D3 fucks! Bonus point if male and handing out those to his conquests... savage

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^omg 😁

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I'm also pumped that OP got laid this morning. Good for him.

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More like that .0001% one that broke. Damn.

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Replace "wife" with stripper and this post would be so much better.

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It's worth it, relax

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You're married OP, pull the goalie!!

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D3 you are the real MVP

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PSA for judging men in this thread: the pill sucks. Extra estrogen in the body sucks (including IUD). Props to OP for respecting that and using condoms with his wife.

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^ ---- same here.

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#humblebrag

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I just died laughing - thanks D3

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@EY3, morning after pill might make her nauseous, but not as much as 9 months of pregnancy...

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