*I need to stop hopping on calls early*

A1: Did you hear Daddy Musk sent an email telling everyone to return to the office? 🤓
SM: Why are you calling him “Daddy” Musk? 🤔
A1: Because that’s what he is!! 🤩
A2: *Raises hand in Teams and unmutes 🙋‍♂️) If I may chime in… he’s DEFINITELY “Daddy” Musk! 💁‍♂️

Me (hopefully on mute): Oh, FFS. Thanos was right. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Thanks for joining the call. Those associates have been rolled off the project and placed on PIP.

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Agreed thanos was right hahahaha 💀

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I remember a time not too long ago when the name Thanos wasn’t colloquial and no one had heard of a Tesla roadster. What a word we live in now. Dreams do come true.

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