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I noticed a lot of F🐠 are looking for dates to holiday parties — I volunteer as tribute! 23M, photograph well, incredible dancer, & life of the party! Also gay, so zero expectations!

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I wish my company threw holiday parties, this is a great offer.

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Doesn’t a lot of guys use the gay talk as a way in?

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Definitely guys who use “doesn’t” instead of “don’t” when referring to plural do that

I was going to share this in the women’s bowl but not sure if you would travel

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Think it’s a great offer and a great win/win.

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24M not great at the three things OP listed. But I'm straight. Feel free to dm

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Twist ending!

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This is great haha. What do you get out of it OP? Free Booze? Just like parties?

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I honestly just love meeting people! My friends joke that I’ll walk into a room of Mormans knowing nobody and 10 minutes later we all have plans the following weekend to go on a Booze Cruise together 😂

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Haha count me in, I have 2 parties + the D one

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The DMs are open 🤷🏼‍♂️

That’s amazing! I wish I didn’t have to pay to go to my cheap company’s holiday party

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Ditto —- hence not going!

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Looool this is me but as a femme lesbian

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