I pretty much never eat with a knife. I just pick up the food with my fork in a big hunk and eat it.

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Are you a medieval warlord?

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Samesies. The good lord gave me teeth for a reason

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I….don’t know what to say here…

You do this at client dinners also?

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OP, that might be interesting to lick the plate at a client dinner

I will use a knife and fork on pizza

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Dear OP,

I just use my fingers to eat all my food, so it could be worse.

Sincerely,
Me🥺

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This is now my at home Covid life. I thought about this the other day…I would literally be so embarrassed if someone saw me eat the way I now eat when I’m alone. 🤣

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Ok barbarian, don’t go on a date. Ever

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You will love Texas brisket

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Are you by any chance more used to using chopsticks for food that’s already been cut up in small pieces?

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🤷🏼‍♀️ I tried.

OP, you are a man’s dream. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

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You must have a big mouth.

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Never had steak?

One of the few things I do use a knife for, although, there have been occasions…

Not many second dates, I assume.

You’d be surprised

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