Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!
Wish I were staffed on a project in a city known for clubbing and other debauchery. Vegas, New York, New Orleans…
What's your stance on listening to music on headphones while on client site and / or your mgr is around?
When you hear your manager discussing how he "isn't too thrilled about the idea of a project in Dubai..." And you fight the urge to jump up and down screaming "PUT ME IN, COACH! PUT ME IN!"
Is it true that EY is saving on travel costs by parking motor homes outside client sites? Genius!
Client told me his wife made him happy and miserable simultaneously. I advised him not to divorce. Those feelings are just called marriage.
Any tips or best practices on meeting with a client for the first time? I'm not leading the engagement, but I'd still like to make a professional impression!
From what I can see so far, taking a full time offer from a client you've worked for seems analogous to crossing into heaven.
Has anyone also struggled to get on a project as a new hire? Doing all I can (I think) networking, volunteering, speaking to staffing manager etc but can't seem to get off the bench.
When the Marriott lounge manager emails you 2 months after your last project ended to see how you're doing...😑😑
When you leave the client and work at the hotel and get food to go from the downstairs restaurant so often that when you come to dine in, they're automatically writing down your to go order.
I love the smell of client value creation in the morning. It's an interesting mix of analyst sweat and tears.
So, you need warm bodies on a project? And a "throat to choke"? When did I get a job in Dexter's kill room?
Any project horror stories out there?
Hot chicks on your project team >>>>
Is there anything better than the pre-flight glass of wine on a Thursday?! Maybe only the unexpected client holiday... 🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍺🍺🍺
Getting a text message from your client at 1am and freaking out bc you think there's an emergency... Turns out he just wants to say hi.....#femaleproblems
How great would office emojis be in this app?
Maybe we should implement something like automatic posts refresh? I got a notification about "someone like mypost" but it isn't displaying at the post title...
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When they introduce your role on the project as 'he does everything, he is the glue that holds the project together' they really mean 'he does all the bitch work we don't want to do'
I work as a developer and consultant for a consulting firm that specializes in software-related legal disputes. I have a BS in CS. Would a JD increase my earning potential as a consultant?
Graduating this semester with MBB offer to start in August. Should I worry about start date being pushed if the recessionary conditions continue?
Getting feedback to "smile more" makes me want to throw my laptop thru a window&quit. Go ahead and tell me I'm overreacting or being a special snowflake but a guy would not 👏get👏that👏feedback.
Interviewing for Senior Analyst Corp Strategy role. I'm going into my second year of consulting. Worth it if they offer me +30-40% salary increase?
FB Fam - need honest opinions... Do you judge someone if they have adult braces? Just trying to better their health/smiles, but what's the general reaction?
Deloitters: Anyone else having trouble with Skype conference calls? Calls don't seem to be working from my laptop.
Anyone have any good recommendations and resources for doing case interviews from scratch?
Was getting certification on company's dime and paid for training course, but haven't completed it. It's been 6 months. Any company consequences? How long do I have to complete this?
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