I reached a breaking point today at work and now I'm drinking away my sorrows. Have a list of about 10 things to do over the weekend that will likely take ~6 hours to complete. Can someone adopt me for a few years? I want to not work.

No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.

Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.

Do any of you have kids? If so do you find working for the big four manageable with a child?

I feel like a mother f*king zombie.

I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.

"Don't you want me baby" by The Human League is a fucked up song. Dude needs to step back. #Sunday80s #ShowerKaraoke

We need to get Consulting firms to pay to freeze our eggs - wtf am I supposed to do, bring a baby on the flight and feed it lounge food when I decide I'm ready?!

I'm pregnant with my managers child 😳

About to take an offer at EY. Want a baby soon and saw the great news about increased parental leave. Question is, can u use vacation time consecutively with it? Right now most on leave take 5 months

Sitting in a coffee shop in Atlanta, and I see three perfectly tanned, toned, and dressed women pushing baby strollers.. Man.. Any ladies looking for house husbands? I'll be pretty for you.

I m a manager, M3. I am new to the dept too. I really want to have a kid, but so afraid that the pregnancy and give birth around Feb 2017 will hold me back from becoming a senior manager. Sigh ## :(

Screaming child in the seat next to me to start the post-holiday week ☹️

If your company offered 20 weeks paternity would you take the full time? Would your answer change if you were up for AVP with 2-3 DR?

Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?

I am rewatching thrones and seeing how Robb didn't listen to his mother when it comes to his girlfriend is so relevant to my life

The Stanford rape kid looks REALLY creepy in the photos taken of him.

27. I’m retiring tomorrow. I don’t have any money. But I’ll make it work.

Do you think your building or classroom is ready to go back to school?

What’s a reasonable % range to expect when receiving a raise with a promotion attached?

Dear Parents, You’re superheroes for doing this 365 days a year and anyone who shames you or overlooks you because of it don’t realize you work 6x as hard as all of them. Sincerely, Not a Superhero

Best place to buy 1-2 yr old used cars ? Feel CarMax is overpriced for recent models..

Over the past 25 years I’ve worked my way up from Jr writer, to CCO. And I’m retiring very soon. If anyone out there would like advice on how to navigate this game, just ask. I’d love to help.

Hi good fishes, Need 11 ❤ to start chatting. Please help me out

What is your definition of a poor WLB?

Have an interview with BCG for EM level coming up. May be overthinking it but is it in bad taste to wear my GMT to the meeting? Have a tag and omega I could choose from as well.

Hello, I'm currently in a final round interview for Account Manager at a creative agency. I have been asked to complete the below written assignment. Any advice? 1.how would you improve the Account Management team - prioritizing the customer experience & the ability to be nimble and responsive. 2.we just won a large new client for an influencer mailer.what key points/ questions you would ask the client?

What is the meaning of "Interview and Selection" status in Job application process in Oracle? I already had my 1st round of interview last week. Thanks in advance.

Ahhh I got into HBS! Just FaceTimed my parents at my clients site lol and we were all crying. I think they are even more excited than I am 😭 Good luck to the rest of you who are still waiting for the results of your apps!

I have an interview with Amazon (Alexa Skills) for a Sr Tech Product Manager. Any tips for preparation? Also can I get 10 likes to unlock features for this platform. Thank you!

Anyone have thoughts on Wpromote? What’s it like working there?

Normally, don’t post on here but want to acknowledge BCW for hosting a safe room on Stop Asian Hate today. We have to talk about these topics in our industry and show support to our AAPI colleagues.

Hi fishes, I request to all, I need a 11 likes for chat and explore more things. Please help🙏 me

At the start of the year, are you going to be face2face, online, or a hybrid model?

Does Kpmg has a contracts and closing mechanisms and finance transformation group?

Hi , How's Oracle GSD for Oracle Consulting and is there night shift for all the projects ?

What’s your policy for uploading creative work from pitches to your portfolio? Of course it has to be password protected, but do you only upload work from pitches that you win?