I respect the environment and all, but 1-ply toilet paper is the devil!!

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I’d sooner use my hand than that garbage.

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The one thing that drives me nuts about my in laws, their 1 ply toilet paper.

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“Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.” - Dwight

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Should be illegal

Amen why do they even make that shit

Why make your anus suffer when it can be tamed.

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