I rotated my mattress yesterday for the first time in a little over a year. Huge 🔥🔥🔥

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How'd you start a fire by rotating your mattress?

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Alright you got me

Hey, look folks, a Sr assoc who sleeps at home enough to rotate the mattress annually.

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Hey, look folks, a dumbass from Proaction consulting, whatever it is.

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Wait, you’re supposed to rotate your mattress 🤯

I just asked 6 people and they all knew this. Can someone please write and publish an adulting handbook.

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Rotate that thing and come thank me tomorrow 😉

Every 6 months buddy!!

wait what? you gotta rotate it?

Read the tag you removed, lol.

Seriously, spring ones yes. Otherwise check with manufacturer. Some say you don't need to.

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