I saw a lot of bad client PPT templates out there.

Today I saw one that had a weird background on standard slides. I thought to myself OK its maybe a bit old fashioned but it wont hurt.

When I went into presenter mode I realized that this background was a video - on every. Single. Slide. Constantly moving like a waterfall. File instantly 20 MB large.

Someone must go to jail for this 🙃

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Was it a deck about waterfall software development? Cuz if so, that's a total boss move on their part!

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🤣 lmao, that’s why most of these projects are expensive failures.

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😂 that’s normal.
Clients are not consultants.
Their PPT are not up to standards.

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