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I seem to be on the same bathroom schedule as a client. We have locked eyes in the restroom 3 times today already. Guess I gotta find a new place to do my business

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Mix up the floors, don’t go to the same one all the time!

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Take your laptop with you. Shame him, prove your worth.

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Alpha this situation immediately. Stare him down. Follow him Everytime he goes in that bathroom. Ask him about his weekend plans mid urinal stream. Refer to him as 'the big guy' regardless of his physical appearance or weight. The bathroom is yours again.

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Great opportunity for relationship building, make the most of it 👍

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Buy similar shirts, match him

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Stop drinking H2O for god sake Mike

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