I sharted myself at the office today and threw away my undies.

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I’ve done that. Nothing quite as humbling as shitting yourself at work

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Man, when you shit on people's work, you mean it!

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I smelled you. You can’t hide.

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How do you think this industry works? Be proud!

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Well at least you had undies on.

Shit happens

Did this on my morning commute once

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Is the Pee Tape real? And if it comes out, what happens? Nothing, right?

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I feel like my track record of saying "yes" to everything is coming back to bite me. I'm glad pp recognize me as a team player & know they can lean on me, but I'm now swamped with side projects w/ quick TATs, ON TOP of my reg work for clients. How do u say "I physically can't do all of this" without disappointing some1? Something's gotta give, at this point, as I'm burning weekend hrs to keep up. But I fear losing my rep as a hard worker.

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There is a guy at work that is a total goodie two-shoes. It’s terrifying. It’s like goofus and gallant but like gallant times 1000000

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I feel like I’m being set up for failure at my current position. Communication is non existent, I’m never given clear direction on anything, and process is so backwards (any attempts to fix it...(1/2)

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Thanks for transitioning me to an account where is going to force me to work during a trip I planned months in advance. I appreciate the consideration

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My partner started watching videos about guns, first person shooter games, and hitler. Every single day during his lunch. At his desk. In an open office. Am I being sensitive or is that SUPER weird??

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I can’t anymore. 🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

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