I showed up to the airport high asf after smoking a bong and eating 100mg of edibles my friend gave me for the first time in my life AMA

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If it was a client trip yes but this was just a bday trip to nyc

You passed security yet?

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This was last night. The airport was dead and there was no line. I was so stoned that I was passing through the guided line even though there was no line and I could’ve gone to the TSA agent desk. They were laughing at me and said to search his bag. Then they searched it and said I wasn’t allowed to carry that much toothpaste but they’ll let me keep it. I got upset and frustrated at them because I thought they were accusing me of smuggling weed in the toothpaste lmao

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Did you get to your destination?

Barely. I was riding the train and didn’t realize it would hit me so hard. I was jumping on and off between trains and would miss a stop or go too far. And I was paranoid the entire time and was worried I’d miss my flight and I thought people were thinking I was visibly high

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How do you feel today?

Thanks! I don’t think I’ll ever do it again. Made me paranoid and overthink everything and do dumb things lol

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Take the Frankie Teardrop challenge. Listen to this with headphones while finding a dark place in the airport. It's creepy.

https://wvau.org/9591/uncategorized/archives/the-song-that-scares-halloween-straight/

Wait, so your first time trying weed, you hit a bong and ate 100mg of edibles? Were these edibles bought from a dispensary?

I would just say. If you go again and buy your own, try like 10-20 mg at a time, much more safe of a bet

How you feeling now?👀🧐

Just woke up from a 4 hour nap lol. Still feeling lazy

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^^How a version of me who truly gave no shits would do every exit interview.

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