I shower from feet to head

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Who hurt you? Who made you this way?

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I bet you pour the milk first in a cereal bowl too

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You shower?

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I like to take baths and make a savory human soup for my dog to drink since he's not allowed near my dishware

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While I drink $12 wine

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So you stand upside down in the shower?

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Kink bowl is over there, my friend.

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So you wash your asscrease first and then your face? With the same hands?

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What happens if you have an urge to tinkle mid-shower? Do you wash your feet again?

I shower neck to feet, then back up to the head. I’ve never stopped to consider if that was odd…

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