I spent the week talking to CCOs of some of the top agencies in the US and asked them “what are the top qualities and habits that you look for in a creative?”

Their responses shared a common central theme:

“How did you get my number?!”

“Get off my porch before I call the police.”

“My Ring doorbell isn’t a Zoom call. Leave!”

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Can't wait to see this on my LinkedIn timeline tomorrow. Or probably right now if I went to check. Hilarrrrrious.

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It’s there. You can be just as unamused with this joke on your LI timeline as well.

Why is this construct suddenly appearing everywhere?

Because I’m a hack who lacks talent and who CCOs avoid like they do a Kid Rock concert

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