“I still can’t find any toilet paper. What’s going on, charmin?! Sorry, I’m basically brain dead at this point.”

Looking for a referral at Meta. Can someone here please help?

I’m looking to make the move from Detroit to Grand Rapids. Does anyone know of any agencies hiring writers out there?

How many times do you consider it ok to show the same house to the SAME prospect until he decides to buy it or not?
It's been 4 times so far.

Are there any well-off suburbs around Chicago where there's a significant amount of black or mixed race people? Significant meaning 40-50%+. I've seen a lot of nice black suburbs in southern and eastern cities but less in the midwest. In an interracial relationship and want to get an idea if there are any suburbs where our kids would feel represented or if we'll need to move down south for that.

As qlik developer what should be salary after 5.8 year of experience?

Jee aayan nu sarreya nu... Let's expand this group with other punjabi members.

I’m seeing a bunch of folks who graduated UG in 2020, but are already getting accepted to the HSW classes of 2023/4. How is this possible, when most of these folks don’t even have a full year of work experience under their belts?

What do consultants in life sciences primarily do? Pharma pricing?

hi, my h1b is under the renewal process for the second 3 year term. ok to switch jobs now, which will require a transfer of h1b or wait for the renewal to be approved?

We(EY) have few openings for ETL /Data warehouse Testing.

If you are the right candidate please connect with me

For those of you who received stimulus checks, did you find them to be helpful or did they just simply increase your savings account?

New to the U.S., is the Healthcare Industry (via HIPAA), the only industry in the U.S. that legally mandates having a designated Privacy Officer? So for example, although GLBA has obvious privacy requirements, unlike with healthcare, financial institutions in the U.S. are not mandated by law to have a designated Privacy Officer?

What are good reasons to leave to another consulting firm at various levels?

I got a job in another state. Any intrastate movers recommendations?

[Expats] How many of you have requested an absentee ballot?

This was on a conference call with a business partner.

"I am working from home and my kids are able to be at school since it's a private school. I guess that's what white privilege gets us."

Yeah some of us hung up at that point.

Boss1: “Here, sign these.”
Me: “A job description addendum?”
Boss1: “To supplement your contract so you know what’s expected of you.”
Me: /starts reading/
Boss1: “What the—are you actually reading that?!”
Me: “Heck yeah, there might be something about my soul in here.”
Boss1: “Nah, it’s just stuff about conducting yourself appropriately, professional manner in action and speech, blah blah blah.”
Me: (dryly) “…I’m guessing these aren’t in YOUR contract.”
Boss1: /cracks up/

Filling out our millionth Change Request...

“Is there a GYAR (RAG) change?”
“No... we can’t get any darker than Red”
[Slams head against desk]

When is the world design graphic fooseball championship?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

“What will the account think?”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

"Not every story ends in death in this class."

“Is your mom on FB? I just found a sub-Reddit called ‘Old People On FB’ and it’s great.”

Boss: "Aren't you supposed to be on PTO?"
Overworked employee: "I'm not here in spirit."

“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

"My car is probably getting towed right now." // "No, it's probably getting fingered."

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?