I still don’t know what a consultant is

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Billable gaslighting 😂😂

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New ad campaign for Deloitte? 😂

My dad was a consultant on-and-off when I was growing up. I used to tell people “my dad tells people what to do and they pay him for it.” It’s basically what I tell people I do now.

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Don’t a lot of professions tell people what to do and get paid for it? That makes consulting feel even more amorphous to me.

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That’s ok. Neither do they

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“They charge money for reports”

Neither does my mom. She always asks how I consult when I have no experience

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You know the basics listed below. What specifically do you want clarified?

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Nice. Help a buddy out to get to the next level sensei. 🥲

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