I successfully bought toilet paper, paper towels, and beer at the grocery store today. I feel like I should add this to my resume. I'm about as proud as I was for my last promotion.

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Me too! I got the last tp pack at Costco yesterday and came home like a Viking who just conquered a country or something.

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