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I take it back...I don't want an intern

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Interns are like puppies. They may need a lot of time and attention up front and they're always at your feet, but if you do it right you end up with a really obedient and loyal dog (or in this case, analyst) in the end.

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I want a female intern with DD's.. One day..

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Had 3 last year - full time job.

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32DD Just sayin

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She's good jus takes a lot of extra tome

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:( I thought I did well today.

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D3 - that might be worth it.

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Just review work assuming it's all wrong, saves time and manages expectations

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I would LOVE an obedient inern

YASSSS amen OP, I'd rather slave an extra hour than be held responsible for an intern.

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That time when your intern has lounge access and you have to wait by the gate....

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