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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

How Amazon & Microsoft & Google companies are giving solution architect roles to people who are having less than 3 years of industry experience? Is it really they are so much talented or am I missing something? 🤔

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I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

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How are priorities communicated in your company?

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This was on a conference call with a business partner.

"I am working from home and my kids are able to be at school since it's a private school. I guess that's what white privilege gets us."

Yeah some of us hung up at that point.

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Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

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"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

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CW: the peloton ad is white culture

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