I think I'll start with the first one and see how that goes.....

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I'd be absolutely disgusted if someone put their dirty ass shoes on a desk.

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Espically if you’re wearing a skirt or dress.., 🤣🤣

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Part of me thinks this is hilarious, the other one thinks its sad

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How to be “beached” in 3 easy steps

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Lol is this from a training

Strolling to my managers office like Power-posture 1 😂😂

#1 looks like it should be a dude, and if you mash up #2 into the same frame it looks like a porno. If you add in #3 its like the stepmom or friend came in the door and is displeased with what she sees, but joins in anyway because she's a porn star trying to get those hours in.

Thanks, thats what I was shooting for!

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Hello everyone,

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Had my performance review August 3rd. My boss could tell I was upset about a messily 5% raise after getting my degree etc. (recent post). He asked what range I’d like to be in, and I responded in a fashionable matter by comparing median salaries in the area. He said he would try and get me in that range. But has taken over a month to “think” about it. There shouldn’t really be much to think about? Either he wants me or he doesn’t, right? At this point I’m losing money and and motivation.

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Last week in public accounting!! 🎉

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Hi there, I’m wondering if it’s worth it to get the CFA, if so, what career moves would you make and what positions to look for/apply? I have the Series 7, 66, 9/10, health and life insurance, did an accreditation program for private wealth advisor through my current work, studying for the CFP to sit for the exam sometime in 2023 and have the MBA. I currently work in private wealth management. Any other recommendations are welcome.

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Oracle BU opportunities at LTI
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We filed! 🎉🍭🎂

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I think the worst part of wfh is when you are at a client site, the teams you are helping with understand if you are not with them they give you a little space. But with wfh people don't care

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How to get Dev jobs in abroad from India....I know if we stay in a company for a long time we get onsite and stuffs and in my project there is no onsite so I am planning on applying to abroad jobs directly

Please let me know how should the process and of it is possible. your answers would be really helpful

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Stack: Ui developer

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Anyone recently had delivery in Noida?
Can u recommend budget hospital?

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If you apply for marriage GC before going on OPT, do you lose OPT?

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Hi everyone,

I’m currently looking to build a career within the ESG consulting and strategy space. I am in a career transition phase and have a tax consultancy background from a Big 4 for 5+ years. However, I believe I have gained some skills that are transferable to ace at ESG consulting as well. While I am still in the process of upskilling myself and gaining the required knowledge, could you help me with referring my CV or with some leads? 

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What will be the in-hand salary for associate consultant in infosys. What are ur suggestions joining as Devops engineer with 2.5 years experience

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Which android phone under 40k should I get?

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Anyone has good notes for FAR governmental sections (chapter 8-10) they would be willing to share? Have good understanding on rest of FAR but governmental been a struggle

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I have 8+ YOE with a masters, and I've managed a team within a smaller company. I recently spoke with a Google recruiter about an analytics position and they said they are looking for senior hires. They don't seem to consider me senior, but I do. Am I wrong?

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Favorite neighborhoods on this side of the river?

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Target will help us with our clients’ next reorg... just need a few shelves and baskets for that fresh Op Model and people/process transformation project.

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Consultant: The solution has been pushed to UAT and awaiting approval for PROD.

Client:

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Couldn’t agree more!

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"Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite"

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When you ask to work from home for the week because you could only get a doctor or dentist appointment that week

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How your boss thinks of you when you get staffed on your first project.

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When a coworker asks how your weekend was but you had a 30 page report due Monday morning

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Adapted from an earlier post🐝

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Hey! Just checking in with you to see if we are still on for this call you wanted to have. Lmk.

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Please think of the trees before you decide to print this passive aggressive email

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My inner monologue is a little rusty

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So she's a consultant?

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WFH start vs now

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Remember it for tomorrow

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Beep beep boop boop...we're all going to be replaced by robots.

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Not really a meme, but this is exactly how this appeared in my Google feed. It actually makes sense.

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Happy meeting Monday (everyday of my life)!!!

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Great feedback, Chuck.

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Avengers cast was out ahead of the whole WFH / return to office thing by YEARS.

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Thank you for reminding me

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