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I think my brother is an idiot when it comes to his dating life. He recently started dating someone that the whole family loves - really down to earth, great personality, educated, hot and has a career. I just found out my bro is cheating on her with his ex (who is toxic/manipulative, stole money from my mother & doesn’t have a job or trying to get one). From a personality, values & looks perspective, the new girlfriend is what every guy would dream of. Im jealous &wish I could date her instead

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You can tell this dream girl to hmu instead! I’m loyal 🥺

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I’m thinking of sabotaging things by anonymously letting her know the time/location that he’s hanging with his ex so she can catch him.

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Don’t be the sloppy second with this- anon location is questionable and if she finds out it was you….

Time to change your name from bro to Bro That Stole His Girl 🤣

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Sperm competition, don't matter if it's blood either 🔥

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Time to make your “introduction”

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So you wish that you’d Jessie’s girl?! Huh..

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I mean you could still date her. We’ve seen this play out in more than one rom-com. You and the perfect gf end up happily ever after (I’m not being sarcastic here).

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Your bro sounds like the kind of guy who likes drama filled broke women. Some ppl thrive off toxicity.

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In college, one of my friends went home to meet her boyfriend’s parents for the first time, during that trip she also met his brother, somehow she had sex with the brother and everyone found out that same trip. Fast forward 8 years and the two are married and have two kids. Unfortunately, the brother, now husband, is a total jerk and the other one is super nice. Can’t imagine how awkward family get togethers must be.

Joe Rogan has a song about why this might happen.

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