I thought my workday was over so I started drinking. But now a fire drill is happening and I’m not sober enough to work 😳

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Your spelling and grammar will suffer but your creativity will shine

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Delegate now, explain later!

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Ha! I’m pretty sure the VP I called tonight might have been high when I merged him in on an urgent call about 4:45. You’ve got this!
☕️ ☕️
(confession bowl here)

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Nonono you’re prob smarter when you’re drunk

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Fake it till you make it.

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🙌🙌🙌🙌🤑🤑🤑

Walked out of a 6 drink dinner to finish off a ceo deck last night and got great feedback. You can do this! (Or not and it doesn’t really matter)

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Best decks are made this way!

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You just tell them straight you can't do any work this evening as you're inebriated.

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Keep micro dosing shots at regular intervals - will keep you stable.

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Hahaha.. just go slow and be careful. I’ve made decks over old fashions with my boss. It turned out ok.

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Damn I am sorry

🧐plz fix

Smoke up a bit, it’ll even it out!😎

I made an entire deck when I was high as balls
You’re fine

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