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I thought the posts about Accenture’s training center housing were dramatic but I just checked in and I’m shocked...a billion dollar company should do better than this 😳

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We have a security executive workshop (managers and MD from all over the world) end of this month. I'm gonna take a survey of everyone 6 ft and over and see how many of them bitch about it. I'm 6'2 and enjoy those rooms whenever I do visit. Btw faculty rooms are larger. You should be complaining about how Deloitte pays more or how MBB are more prestigious than setting your sights on a reasonable room. Aren't you suppose to be drinking at a networking event at the Q pub right now anyways ?

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OP - there’s a weird thing where people try to take pride in how shitty these rooms are - or shame you for being spoiled. It’s absolutely dumb - those rooms are a joke and I was absolutely baffled when I saw them. I don’t travel 50 weeks a year and leave my family to stay in a dorm - in a room I literally don’t fit it. I was going to leave and was upgraded to a different room - they aren’t much better, but at least have a bed that fit people larger than 6’0.
A lot of people making these comments are younger, excited to travel or from a different country and just excited to be in the US.

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A10 - at what level would you complain?

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Beats the accommodations on the multibillion dollar submarine I used to be on.

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Hot bunking...uugghhhh

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You do know Accenture is cheap, right?

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This is what I missed out by turning down that offer, eh? 😜

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I don't see the issue. It looks clean, there's a bed, no roommate, and I assume a bathroom. What do you plan on doing in there that requires more?

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Do you envision your head being in bed while you're washing your hands? If not, I see no problem

This is where we are spoiled. The deloitte rooms are really nice!

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Left Deloitte to MBB and I yearn monthly for DU, amazing investment on their part.

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You poor thing. How will you survive such mistreatment?

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I dream on getting staff by someone with this humor

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What’s wrong with this? It’s a bedroom in a training center. A place to sleep (alone) and wash and then leave.

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I definitely said I was claustrophobic to get an executive room with no upgrade charge after I heard several people did it including trainers

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Getting paid your six figure salary to drink/party for two weeks and eat free food is really hard when your private room is small

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KPMG1 - OKKKUURRRTTT

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At least you have a training center

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Well- for reference- PwC does no formal in person training these days ... with very few exceptions. So - yeah.... I’d stay in your dorm in order to actually have protected learning time.

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So many companies use the Q center for training and events, not just Accenture... You literally aren't supposed to do anything in there besides sleep. Classes are all day long and they put on events almost every night. It's a good way to get people to actually leave the room and socialize with their co-workers

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With bars on them?

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It’s the Q center, all’s kinds of top companies do training there. It’s basically a dorm. No biggie

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Really ain’t that serious lol. I posted a pic to make folks laugh and you guys are really taking this way too seriously

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Looks like the size of a prison cell. Are you sitting on the toilet?

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'The Throne Room'

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$41B*

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Do you guys hear yourselves? This is fucking luxury compared to nights in the field I spent in the Army under a poncho while pouring rain, waking up 10 feet from where I started because overnight I slowly slid down the hill. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this room... how much time do you even spend in this room at st Charles? I only slept in my room one of the nights anyway..

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You chose that life

Scary!!! Makes me think what KPMG facility rooms will look like 😮

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Actually, they are king!!

What is this ?

Instead of hotels they ask you to stay in these cells???

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I love the 5 star hotels I stay in when I do training

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Thy wealth disgusts me.

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You pee in the sink or is there a marble bathroom out of camera shot?

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The toilet and tiny shower are up on the left before the exit door 😟

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Which cruise line is this?

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Like yeah what's the problem here, not enough marble for you?

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When I put my arms out side to side I literally touch both walls

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Look! we hired Yao Ming!!!

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