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I took inspiration from another thread that had a random Haiku. Write your favorite consulting Haiku.

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Finished for the day / cannot leave before client / why do I do this?

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Op your haikus are weird af

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excel, powerpoint/
the day's work is never done/
on we go again

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"Blacks and Mexicans; Gays, Geriatrics, and Whites; Inclusiveness Bro"

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"Happy Flyday Y'all, Gate Lice Abounding Zone Two, Fat Seat Opponent"

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It depends

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how prestigious is working in the big 4 really?? I know its under google, investment banking and PE, but isnt it above pretty much the rest of industry ?

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What are y’all wearing on these Zoom interviews? Blazers, button-up shirts? Or causal like a sweat shirt?

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Spending 2 nights and 2 days in Istanbul and recommendation on things we must do !!

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Anyone ever tried getting married while in B school?

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To all people who are receiving scores tonight: good luck. For those who pass, good job. For those who did not pass, sucks to suck.. but remember it could be worse, you could be getting laid off @EY

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Looking for advice. I currently am happy in my current position but a hospital near by is offering 30k sign on bonus (contracted for 2 years) with competitive pay and benefits. My current director is trying to get us all pay raises, but keeps getting denied. I do think something is coming though. If I get an offer I want to allow my current employer the chance to counter offer. Being in a leadership role right now, has any one done this and had it back fire?

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can I get a gb ratio. I wonder if it's trademarked.

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This is a joke right? It was bad enough that the guy in the row behind me was yelling into the phone while we wait to pull away from the gate... But now he is on speakerphone...

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