I understood Consulting finally, we consult cause we can take the blame. Everything falls on us.
Because we are the heroes the world deserves, but not the ones it needs right now, so they'll hunt us. Because we can take it, cause we're not heroes. We're silent guardians, watchful protectors, the Dark Knights.......

Mic drop y'all

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homie it’s Monday at 9 am - you gotta chill

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What’s the strain, babes?

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I hope people understand the reference from The Dark Knight 🤣

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😂😂😂 yes, but the mere fact you posted it on a Monday morning has me 😳😳

What chemical-induced Monday brain fog made this happen?

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Is your project staffing? Clearly yall have great WLB to daydream this hard

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This insight sounds like those musings which come to us at 2am or during the restless night before the work week resumes.

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You feel me

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I want whatever you're on OP 😂😂

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Yes you got it 🤣

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