I used to think my p*nis was below average but I've come to realize its really above average & this now has changed my entire perspective on my self image. Is this a normal thing to deal with?

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As long as it does the job- it’s fine! That’s no Olympic Games for the longest/perfect penis.

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Not yet 😉

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Your partner is very supportive, hold on to em

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I see why you're a consultant, thank you! Still learning how to process the world with this new found view of my 3rd leg

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How did you come to this realization?

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The reactions I get & measurements, plus critical online video research to better understand

The only data points you need are whether people are enthusiastic for repeat business.

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Its even more holistic now that I know I'm wielding a weapon of mass pleasure

Pics or it didn’t happen

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This is the ideal thing to do

Who would post something like this without details?

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Just the tips though

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Unless you start providing some stats, I can’t say I believe you 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

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I’ll consider it

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Nah but when I see a porn star with a penis smaller than mine I feel good 👍🏽

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These critical observations helped me build my conclusion

Same. When I was younger I used to compare to dudes I saw in porn and thought I had no chance. Once I found out what the actually average is I was very relieved.

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Those movies create nearly unrealistic expectations for women & a standard for men. Its unhealthy & twisted my view of what my body is supposed to be like

Lemme see

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I'm shy 🥺👉👈

OP, I’m guessing the feedback about your Microphallus happened before your founder status? After that you benefit from the Elon phenomenon

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Hmm maybe should start mentioning I'm a founder in my approaches

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Whatever makes you sleep at night.

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Thank you for understanding 😔

Avg is like 5.5in in the US. Smaller than many people assume

Ohh 👀👀👀

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How big? 🧐

Size of a 2017 DirectTV remote 😕

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