I wanna be a LinkedIn influencer so badly...but my self-respect won't let me 😭

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How about an OF influencer lol

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Drop the link fam

Ew why.. out of all the platforms lol

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Start studying

https://joinfishbowl.com/bowl_c1sfznd8uf

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Easy peezy 😂😂😂

Get in an Uber, quote and misquote all the life advice the driver gives you while choosing to grossly under-tip them at the end. If your driver isn't the talkative type, make up some story and post it on LI. Who cares, nobody to fact check you, you're good as gold. Add a couple hashtags, tag random LI influencer / founder / whatever GaryVee is.

Then sit back, and watch the influence tree grow from the 💩 you posted to fertilize that rotten influence seed you planted.

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Lol what

Be a mockfluencer

Facebook and LinkedIn were both made by devils

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