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Buy a $10 instrument and play it in the subway with a sign that says "I'd like to be playing a $1000 instrument for you all next week... please help by funding me!"
Wait 5 days until May 15 pay checks hit your account
Prostitution
Cryptocurrency.
Save $25/week. You'll have it in 10 months.
Sell your organs / sell your roommates organs
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On a more helpful note, if you don't have $1000 liquidity for an instrument, you shouldn't buying it. Buy a second hand piece or go take a class or use a friend's instrument. You can't generate $1000 in market gains definitely. Im assuming you don't have a car to try driving with Uber either. Do you have a skill? You could do some part-time work. Bunch of platforms out there where you can provide hourly data analyses/research support or help people move (if you're handy). Alternatively, sell bunch of your unused/old stuff on Craigslist. If you have awesome genetics + good school/trajectory, def try a sperm bank 😎
Yeezys
As consultant 1 said Uber is always a good bet if you have a car. Cryptocurrency isn't a good bet because it's constantly a bubble (it's the most volatile currency). If you don't have a car you could look into offering your services online (writing, fact checking, writing code, whatever). There are tons of desperate people willing to pay someone else to do their work (although it is shady).
Sell your blood / plasma
Sell your old shit on eBay
^ assuming you have an immediate need to raise $1000, and this is not a 10 year horizon to buy the instrument
Did your MBA or bus degree not teach you how to make $1000?
Uber
Airbnb
Ask a family member for a 0% loan. Pay them back on. timetable they are comfortable with.
Finance it and pay it off early
Sperm
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