I want to short Tesla - my brain says no, but my heart says yes. What would Gina do? #WWGD

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Gina would post her boobs, claims she’s the best in the world, wonder why she has no female friends, then ask what Tesla is before being told to Google it

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Don’t forget complaining every day for like 2 weeks about getting PIP’d from GT

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Papa Elon wins every time.

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I'm not so sure. Greenspan won every time before GFC

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I would not short Tesla

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Thank you Gina

What do the Apes think on r/wsb?

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Ooof course they are. Welp, to the moon - I guess

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Tesla is about to do a 3:1 stock split on 8/24. Generally stocks appreciate about ~10-15% after the split. But I agree Tesla is over valued

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