I was 🤏🏼 close to slapping my date across the face. She kept chewing with her mouth open and snapped at the waiter to get his attention 🤡

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What she did wasn’t cool but saying you would slap her isn’t better.

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Also 🤏🏻 close to being charged with assault. Go get some 💢 management.

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Lol. Love how this now has turned into a anger management / sexual assault / “you need therapy” thread. This is where we are today.

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Yikes.

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Sounds like you may be a sexual predator and/or misogynist. You should turn yourself in to the police

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And then slap yourself again

Change the "her" to a "him" and the comments will be different lol

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Classy couple

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Snapping is fine.
Especially in this age of over-pretentious hipster waiters in the same wood&steel adorned restaurants which have HORRIBLE acoustics.

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That's kinda hot

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For goodness sakes, it’s obvious OP was being dramatic to make a point. Sheeeesh.

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I would encourage everyone to read about Misophonia and the corresponding scale. OP - best of luck coping and DM if you want to chat.

Lol I love how the chewing thing comes first.

But yeah, that sounds pretty aggravating.

Do people not understand figures of speech anymore? FFS. I wanna slap all of y’all across the face.

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