I was going to cold email a CD. Their agency is hiring but I wanted to stand out. Thoughts on a cheeky subject line?

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

“I use common sense, not comic sans"

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I’m sure they did it’s only one of the most watched tv shows of all time.

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Subject Line: I have your wallet

Body: See? I can write headlines that make people reach for their wallet.

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*buhdumtss*

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8================D

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Winner. You put the D in CD.

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My designer genes need some money for designer jeans

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Lower your income tax with just 3 simple steps!

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okay my last name is dell should i do the only dell better than a mac? that’s kind of my go to description of myself hahah

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Weren’t some Dell computers catching fire around the time that commercial was doing the rounds? I guess you could add to the above.

“I’m on fire. I’m someone you should hire. I’m the best PC, so you should employ me.”

Subject line: [CD’s name] I’m pregnant.

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Pregnant with conceptual thinking

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This thread just went trending so you can’t use anything above.

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It’s an email subject line

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I sent it, hopefully they don’t just assume it’s a new Dell ad hahah although I guess if it gets opened..

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Let us know if you hear back! Good luck

Need a Chip and Dell on your team?(JK, it’s just Dell)

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It’ll be an excuse for them to go cheap and dell, you planted that idea.

I crowdsourced this subject line...

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Get yourself delivered to the office in a big box addressed to him/her and marked “personal.”

I think you mean “personnel”

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