I was gonna quit but...

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yeah it’s great that i’ll be able to finally retire after my dick stops working and i’m too old to do anything fun without hurting myself!

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That's forecasting, not planning.

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Any who recently or resigned from TCS within a year.. is it possible to reduce the notice period and who should I connect?
The laptop lid feels so heavy in the morning after 1 month I don't know how I'll open it for next 2 months

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Can someone share some good pg near bosch adugodi campus.
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Any suggestions on resources to improve communication, specifically verbal? Books, podcasts, YouTube channels, etc. Got some feedback that I need to improve my ability to 'speak to my audience'.

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Anyone have a contact in Learning & Development at Amazon or AWS? I'm a career L&D professional with nearly 15 years in the field, and exploring opportunities to transition into tech.

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There's a dead pigeon on my fire escape. The rain will wash that away, right?

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Any comparison of M&A in practice vs in-house?

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Since you all are wise, I have a question, not really a confession though…but I will add a confession at the end..

If you submit to a specific role at a large company and they reject you for the role you applied, would you still be on file if there are other roles that are a match? Or, do you have to apply to each role? I am thinking it is the latter.

Confession question…how often do you stalk exes or people you used to work with? Like someone will come to mind and I will immediately (cont)

Have an interview for a BizOps role, I’m here trying to upskill on cases but I totally suck and there’s about to be 3 - 4 in this whole process but that’s not the problem.

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Have you ever been tricked by a recruiter?

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Recently joined top big data startup - If manager doesnt support my aspirations for a promotion after gaining such positive and exceeding feedback and going above the norms after 6 months with a new company, what are my options? Should I look for a new job or stick it out as I feel that I'm ready for the senior sales engineer position due to 5.5 yrs in consulting.

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