I wear a black mask on all zoom calls cuz it makes me feel like a mofo ninja a Shinobi ninja star ppppppl

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I was recently listening to a sex podcaster talking about how some kids/teens will likely develop mask kinks as they come of age related to experiences during childhood or pubescent years and sexual feelings happening while wearing or seeing others wear masks.

Probably could make some $ investing in mask kink related toys/content in the next decade.

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Apparently yes!

Shiesty

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Why are you wearing any mask on zoom? Are you taking a meeting in a public area or do you wear masks at home?

To mask how fukin bored I am

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