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I went to my boss at work and said, "I need a raise. Three other companies are after me." He said, "Really? Which other companies are after you?" I said, "The electric, water and gas companies"

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I am very easily amused

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Bu dum pum.

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Hehe! 😄

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Lol. In honor of Fathers Day!

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In northeast .. real estate is the big time after you!

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