I wish I grew up on a farm. Anyone know a farmer who needs a wife?

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Spoken like someone who definitely did not grow up on a farm 😂

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But I never wanted to leave. Plus they didn’t even live that far so I was there quite often.

My goal is to build a small farm within commuting distance of an airport so I can work and homestead at the same time.

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Yes I’m super into homesteading as well!

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I have a small homestead(5 acres) outside of a major metro area. It’s fun and my kids mostly love it. I also have an off grid property(80 acres) in the mountains.

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Dad?

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Farmersonly.com

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They’re casting for a reality dating show solely based around this notion!

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I'm looking at acreage in Montana. To have cattle, horses, crops, workshop. Feel free to holler at me ladies :)

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Not really retirement plan, I'm 40 so have plenty of time. Just done with cities. I'm a peacock, ya gotta let me fly!

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But, why?

Ya one of my favorite things to do on my homestead is put my headphones on and do the morning chores with a cup of coffee. I like to listen to audiobooks.

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Me too!!! 🥹🥹

Let’s go!! 😃🎉💃🏻🫶🏼

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