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I wonder if Google’s AI can be configured to talk like me and handle most my conversations with my wife and give me a summary 🙃

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Sorry, we all moved to 2018

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Can’t believe we still have “oh my wife keeps talking” sexist jokes in 2017.
Why marry her if you can’t stand her. No it’s not funny that you don’t enjoy talking to your spouse.

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Also at least the Desi bowl talks about family and wife’s/husbands. I found barely any posts mentioning family life in the other bowls...so even though we tend to joke about family or husbands or wives we in the desi bowl love our family and keep them 1st in our hearts and minds so I am proud of our Desi Bowl community 😀

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^only in desi groups will this be funny

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I think he meant it as a joke..I mean he can literally tell the same to his/her wife as a good natured tease. Shouldn’t read too much into it...I mean people complain about their micromanaging mother all the time ...but they are not sexist

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I’ll address the main topic. Google should find it extremely simple. All the AI have to say at the end of a pause in a conversation is “ your complaints have been duly noted and will be treated in the order in which it is received “ 😬

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Woww.... why are people so judgmental and rude.... this guy just said a simple joke.... if its not funny just get along to the next post.
At least this guy makes it a point to talk to his wife regularly. Many people including me just don’t make the time to talk due to busy travel schedules ....

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It’ll fail in the first 2 mins!

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Probably lol

Clearly OP hasn’t :-)

Slippery slope there my friend...😜

BCG1 I meant it as a joke hence the upside down smiley...also I love talking to my wife most days except on Monday nights because I wake up at 3 to catch a 6 am...unfortunately Monday nights is when my wife misses me the most for obvious reasons but I still make it a point to talk to her until 11-12 at night 🙂 Was just wondering if google ai could make my Monday nights a little better 😉 (again this is said with a little tongue in cheek and with no negative intent)

Wow. You are a terrible husband.

Thank God my husband isn’t this kinda sexist dick

Lol 😂 ok

BCG: should I consider your statement racist ? By definition you associated a negative trait with an entire subcontinent 😀. JK, I don’t think it was ..as I don’t think OP’s statement was. He is talking about his wife, not generalizing women. If someone say their husband is a dick, you will not blame the entire male population would you?

Oh wow. My white colleague just made this joke yesterday, when a few hours earlier he almost teared up when talking about his wife having to undergo a minor surgery next week. So it’s a joke in every culture and doesn’t have anything to do with loving someone. Move on desk fam

Btw did anyone address the main topic which was about google AI?

I would add a “Babe” in front of it 😁

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