I worry I’ve wasted away all my youth and beauty in this industry 🤦‍♀️

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Proof that wasting away my youth and beauty hasn’t even paid off professionally

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Might be genetics sweetie :/

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I wasted mine on a first marriage. 😜😭

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I wasted mine bartending before I got into advertising. I’m not sure there’s a right way to use it.

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How exactly were you hoping for your youth and beauty to ‘pay off’ in this industry?

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They weren’t supposed to pay off... just last longer

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Everything is wasted in this industry

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As opposed to “using it” to climb social strata beyond your station born?

You used it to make yourself a career.

And if you’re married and such, great. Hope it makes you happy.

If you’re single and happy, great too.

But if you’re *unhappy* now you have options.

Because you have a career.

That’s youth and beauty well spent.

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You have. But it’s ok. Now is the good part.

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Damn

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