I would love to spend just one day in the office being creative with my creatives. Bonus points for not having to hear these words: analytics, ROI, strategy, AI, test, user journey, keyword, responsive, data...

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Do it! Schedule it. I always respect the CDs I know that get in the trenches with us.

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Grow up

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All those things you don't want mentioned could actually help you be more creative but whatever...

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I am sick of dealing with data diarrhea. In need of a creative break.

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Any agency looking to boost morale should definitely have this happen. I’d love it.

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I’m the opposite. Give me the insights. Give me the data. Tell me how all of the things are working together so I can create the most effective work. I need to know the “Why?”

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I’d love that! Do it!

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I’m pushing hard to make this happen at my agency. Who wouldn’t love this?

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Hey hey hey analytics should be in the room for nerdy ideas

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We can swap position for a week. TPN1

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Do it.

Yesss please

You mean, just playing and not doing any real work?

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