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I wouldn't dream of brushing my teeth, or dancing with my Swiffer during a face-to-face meeting with my client, but during a conference call? Oh, hell yeah.

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Wow IBM in the mix. A rare sighting!

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Tom Cruise sure has aged a lot since risky business

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Was your client Watson......

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Acn2 - it's because IBM is full of old white men who wouldn't know how to function on this medium

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^ ouch! Good one but I seriously doubt an old dude is dancing with a swiffer, although these days, you just never know!

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I don't understand this..?

I'm actually curious why we don't have folks from boutiques like protivity, or navigant, Huron etc. technically they are also consulting firms. #toomanybig4mbb

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Dog owners of FB, has your pup developed a profound hatred for suitcases like mine?

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How much to tip movers? One bed room, 2nd floor walk up. Moving things to storage (clutter). It took them about 3hrs.

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