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IBM’s email has been down for 5 straight days. This is proof we are not elite. But I do like this break

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My friend had to sit idle for 3 days while waiting to get her mouse replaced in IBM- 2008 story

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Yeah, there was some issue with portal for IBM hardware, at last she bought mouse on her own.

Are they still using Lotus Notes?

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So we found the reason for the outage then…

So much for being a technology company! It is a shame that we use such antiquated platforms and can’t even get the basic infrastructure working!!

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Well, should have used those reliable 40 year old AS-400 servers y’all still support.

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Lolwut

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How does that even happen lmao

Maybe they are upgrading the Prodigy server, now that the partnership with Sears has ended?

Sears still exists?

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Sorry not sorry, schadenfreude for anyone ever forced to use Lotus Notes.

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