I’d been dissing my firm so much these days I was getting afraid of it giving me bad juju. Then I accidentally learned on Friday I’m getting a 25% raise. Now I’m embarrassed

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You’re easily bought, we get it

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Aren't we all?

You asserted dominance and it paid off

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That’s usually how it works

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🧐would you like the code for the KPMG bowl? We do that every day 😂😂. Even if get noice annual raises (well some of us)🧐

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It's time to up the dissing, don't give up on yourself now

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It’s always when you least expect it.

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Lol! The use of juju sounds Naija 🤣🤣🤣

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