Id call the police asap

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Bet her bf got some insane heads

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Move. Now.

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Is your roommate a horse? Those teeth marks…

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She def bites from the side and not the top

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This would be great on toast.

Why unnecessarily dirty a utensil? Bonus points for the free, otherwise-wasted bits of butter you get to taste.

You could also just break some off with your fingers and also avoid said dirtying?

I’m both disgusted and intrigued by this.

I love good quality butter.

This is horrific.

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I moved from India to Canada 2yrs back. I am happy here, enjoying work, new place and new lifestyle. But, even after 2yrs of being in a new country I have no social life. Couldn't meet anyone new as it's a work from home situation. There are a few meetup groups but being an introvert that I am, it's hard to make friends this way. I prefer a more natural way of meeting people.. like at work or at an institute etc. Anybody has any suggestions?

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I want to join a recreational kickball league, but the idea of everybody looking at me when I go to the plate makes me so nervous! I’m also not sure about all the rules, and what if I make the team lose?!

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I find it hard to have hookups and simultaneously look for a relationship. If I’m hooking up with people, I reject anyone who has feelings for me because I would be letting them down. If im looking for a relationship, I feel grossed out by hooking up with someone since it feels meaningless. It’s like a switch flips in me and I don’t know how people are able to do both at the same time.

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Controversial opinion (ok maybe not too controversial)

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Happy wife happy life is a really toxic saying. I’m just shocked how this has become the standard saying for men in relationships. I have friends of mine saying this all the time, and I have just thought it’s so cringe and always want to say my thoughts on it but always decide to hold back. However, imagine the saying reversed - happy husband happy life - that would lead to all kinds of uproar. To me happy wife happy life means I need to sacrifice my wants and needs to make my wife happy.

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I’m trying to get out of my firm and I just learned one of my colleagues was hired for the position I wanted the most 🤡🤡🤡. Happy for him but trying not to be jealous

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Saw a comment the other day along the lines of “analyst to partner’s wife in 3 years”. Got me curious—anyone know any actual stories like this?

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Ngl I'm skeptical of people who talk to their phone in public for tiktok

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F here; other women - how often do you (uhhh release?) per week?

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I was contacted about obtaining a Ukrainian bride 😳

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Sometimes reading the Confession bowl makes me... inspired? Or tingly? Or perhaps sad?

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That’s it. I’m getting large French Fries and a McFlurry.

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Biggest thing you compromised on in a relationship?

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