Ideas for a fun Maid of Honor speech? I saw many on youtube but just curious since my speech is for 5 min only

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Short, heartfelt, funny and about the couple - not you. Be warm in your praise, grateful for the opportunity and friendship and lavish on your good wishes for the future. And yes, be funny but mainly self-depreciation not at the couple.

Be funny, be quick, be done.

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