If consulting firms were Harry Potter houses-- go

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P1... Have u read or seen HP? lol

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D will obviously be gryffindor.

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Kpmg is hufflepuff

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Been done previous thread. Outcome was that D was def Slytherin

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Ok, revision. McK is ravenclaw, the wisest house. D is gryffindor, the bravest (esp in light of recent layoffs). KPMG is hufflepuff b/c most inclusive. That leaves Slytherin for PwC, which is somewhat true seeing as your partner can potentially fire you on the phone with HR.

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Why does McK think they get a house? Obviously it's reserved to Big 4. At least you get the big $$

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Accenture is Ravenclaw!

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Unfortunately, PwC would be slytherin. McK would obv be hufflepuff ( Harry's house).

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Does FB have a search feature?

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Where does EY fit in? Why is McK in the mix? They get enough money.. Can't take a whole house too

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First of all: how is slytherin a bad thing? Second of all: the more I'm here, the more i agree that PwC is the Slyth. But came from D, which is as much like PwC as gryffindor and slytherin are the same...D take me back? Lol

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C2 is from a boutique. Fail

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Can I search for that thread?

Ey2 yes. And former boss was ex-McK so seems the difference.

Ravenclaw would be split amongst the MBB. Deloitte and ATK take Slytherin, PwC and EY take Hufflepuff. Gryffindor is reserved for all the boutique firms that can still kick everyone's collective butts ;)

Lol this is stupid

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