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If each firm was a condiment, what would your firm be and why?

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Soy sauce, when consumed in large quantities it can interfere with digestion and can mess with hormones

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Mayonnaise

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Peanut butter. Yes it’s a condiment 👺

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Sausage

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Pitzman’s Mustard

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Has your school enacted a new cellphone policy this year? I've seen a few posts going viral lately from parents sharing the new policies at their children's school. I get that we have a cell phone problem but some seemed pretty extreme and oppressive (and like they'll cause more trouble for the teachers who will have to enforce them).

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So I forgot to calendar some new dates for a property sale at work. Now my boss had to work on Friday and today to fix my mistake. Not lots of work but just like I wanted her to give final approval before I sent out some required notices. I’m a 6th year and feel like such a failure. Like who forgets to calendar stuff?!?! Me. That’s who. I just found out I’m pregnant and I’ve been so ill with morning sickness and that is absolutely why I messed up at work. Any tips on how I get over this?

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Just have to vent. My husband forgot to take off work for one of my best friend's wedding. I gave him the date when he asked for it back in June. And now a week before the wedding, he tells me he forgot & it's too late to change/get the day off. I find it not only disrespectful to my friend but also to me. On top of that, I'm also going to be 36 wks pregnant alone at the wedding.

I have the right to be pretty mad, right?!

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Joining Deloitte as a SC tomorrow, based in London. I have 5 YOE in industry and will be joining the Analytics and Cognitive ( Data modernisation ) practise.
Any tips someone new to the consulting world ?
What are the expectations at SC level ?

TIA

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Honestly jumping is faster than seeking a promotion here. I am so disillusioned.

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Are you happy?

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Rolled off second time in a row due to budget constraints. Not my problem I’m expensive 💁🏻🎉😈😎🤗 bench life ✌️

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Deepak is the centurion !! 100 and counting.

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Have a financial hold on my degree, but will have a second bachelors by August. Do you anticipate this to be an issue?

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On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it if you get rolled off because the client hates you & your work? And how common is it?

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